it’s real sad bœÿ hours folks
Love him or hate him, he has a little drop of water on his nose:
my mum was telling me that when i was little there was a grasshopper on the car but i didn’t know what grasshoppers were called so i pointed at it and said “look at that handsome man”
I need to be the hottest person at the grocery store
This perfectly captures my ridiculous inner monologue that revolves around impressing other people in the most oblique ways
Anonymous asked:
why are you literally waging war on introverts..
rcktpwr answered:
they keep talking about harry potter and i cant stand it anymore
